Get a beard that can bench press a tank, while still looking and feeling amazing!
The days of making your beard feel like a bunch of porcupine quills after a shower are finally over with our gentle, daily Lather Conditioning Wash (LCW)! Soften your beard as you wash out all the grime and dirt of the day, then go bench press a tank!
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About ▼
Beard Octane is proud to introduce it's Lather Conditioning Wash! Beard Octane's Lather Conditioning Wash (LCW) is specifically designed to moisturize, lather and cleanse your beard like no other. LCW will devour your beard entirely with it's heavy Lathering properties, force-feeding it with moisture throughout. LCW comes in an eight (8) ounce bottle with a twist top.
SIZE: 8oz (236ml) LATHER: Heavy WASH: Non-Stripping SCENT STRENGTH: Light - Medium
We only test our products on Humans, NOT Animals (although some consider us animals). Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. All of our products are Phthalate Free. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend...because they may have allergies also.
Instructions ▼
1. While in the shower, or under an ever-so-majestic waterfall out in the wild, place a few dabs of LCW into the palm of your hand (does not matter which hand, as they are both strong). 2. Take those dabs of LCW and scrub them into your manly beard. Be sure to massage LCW into your skin and throughout your beard hair. 3. Once your beard is completely lathered up, allow to remain in beard for at least a minute. 4. Rinse LCW from your beard and stand in front of the mirror...only to admire the greatness on your face that you call a beard.
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