Condition and style your majestic beard, while taming those unwanted flyaways!
Beard Octane'sEnvy Beard Balm gets you to flip the script on everyone, cause it’s you with the majestic beard that smells like citrus, bergamot, vanilla, and sandalwood. Look - If your opposition’s tears smelled like anything other than salt & shame, we’d have thrown those in the jar too (for posterity).
SCENT NOTES: Hints of Bergamot, Vanilla, Sandalwood & Your Haters' Tears
THE SPECS ▼
Our natural beard balm is designed to promote healthy beard growth, to moisturize and style your beard, without leaving your beard feeling weighed down and greasy.
All our beard products are handcrafted in the USA with natural ingredients, and are cruelty-free and Phthalate-free. Tested on beards, not bunnies!
Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend.
HOW TO USE ▼
For best results, apply Beard Octane Beard Balm when your beautiful Facial Fur is damp (approximately 74.6% dry), after applying our beard oil.
Using your finger, or a 5/16" (MERICA!) wrench, scrape out a "dime" sized amount of awesomeness from the beard balm tin, and rub this awesomeness between your palms.
Run your fingers through your beard, starting from the neck and work your way up. Be sure to rub the beard balm into the skin, wherever your beard grows.
Shape your beard to your liking by hand or with a comb. You can also use a blow dryer (not the heat gun) on low heat, in order to help obtain the beard shape you desire.
Go tell your boss you deserve a raise. Chances are, your boss will just give you a raise because your beard looks awesome.
