Condition and style your majestic beard, while taming those unwanted flyaways!
Mating Ritual Beard Balm is Beard Octane's collab with Uncle Dijon- a man of equal parts mystery, charisma, and pure backwoods wisdom, who keeps the internet on its toes and rolling laughing. Here at Beard Octane, we bottled all that unmatched energy into a scent that’s as smooth, bold, and dangerously effective as the man himself.
Mating Ritual not got your instincts primed? Explore the other unique scents that Beard Octane has to offer!
THE SPECS
Our natural beard balm is designed to promote healthy beard growth, to moisturize and style your beard, without leaving your beard feeling weighed down and greasy.
All our beard products are handcrafted in the USA with natural ingredients, and are cruelty-free and Phthalate-free. Tested on beards, not bunnies!
Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend.
HOW TO USE
For best results, apply Beard Octane Beard Balm when your beautiful Facial Fur is damp (approximately 74.6% dry), after applying our beard oil.
Using your finger, or a 5/16" (MERICA!) wrench, scrape out a "dime" sized amount of awesomeness from the beard balm tin, and rub this awesomeness between your palms.
Run your fingers through your beard, starting from the neck and work your way up. Be sure to rub the beard balm into the skin, wherever your beard grows.
Shape your beard to your liking by hand or with a comb. You can also use a blow dryer (not the heat gun) on low heat, in order to help obtain the beard shape you desire.
Go tell your boss you deserve a raise. Chances are, your boss will just give you a raise because your beard looks awesome.
For best results, apply Beard Octane Beard Balm when your beautiful Facial Fur is damp (approximately 74.6% dry), after applying our beard oil.
Using your finger, or a 5/16" (MERICA!) wrench, scrape out a "dime" sized amount of awesomeness from the beard balm tin, and rub this awesomeness between your palms.
Run your fingers through your beard, starting from the neck and work your way up. Be sure to rub the beard balm into the skin, wherever your beard grows.
Shape your beard to your liking by hand or with a comb. You can also use a blow dryer (not the heat gun) on low heat, in order to help obtain the beard shape you desire.
Go tell your boss you deserve a raise. Chances are, your boss will just give you a raise because your beard looks awesome.
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